- Mrs. Twombly: Oh. Blythe! You are needed up front, stat!
Blythe: Came as soon as I could, Mrs. Twombly.
Mrs. Twombly: Whoo! Amazing what some fantastic publicity will do for a place! [Laugh] Oh, thank you. Oh, Blythe, will you check in our day guest?
Blythe: Of course. Welcome to Littlest Pet Shop!
Man: Wow! If it's this busy here in this little pet shop, I'll bet it's even busier at that big pet shop!
[Vulture screech]
Fisher: Dah, this makes no sense! For some reason, Largest Ever Pet Shop sales have taken a steep nosedive in recent weeks, while Littlest Pet Shop sales have risen! I best divert myself lest I get testy!
Mrs. Twombly: [On TV] Come to Littlest Pet Shop for all your petcare needs! We're the best!
Fisher: Agh! What a wretched coincidence!
Whittany: Daddy, we need to, like, use the paper shredder.
Monban: Paper shredder mode activated.
Fisher: And what will we be shredding?
Biskits: Tres Blase Magazine.
Fisher: What the huh? Littlest Pet Shop - little shop, big success? Is it possible that all this publicity has actually resulted in Littlest Pet Shop taking sales away from Largest Ever?
Biskits: We don't know.
Fisher: With you girls as my witnesses, I will get to the bottom of this!
Biskits: Good for you, daddy.
Whittany: Meanwhile, this will get to the bottom of, like, the garbage!
Biskits: [Laughing]
- [theme song]
- Sunil & Vinnie: [Laughing and playing]
Zoe: Rough night, sailor?
Russell: [Groan] Yesterday's camper wore me out. He was a sloth in name only.
Zoe: Russell, why do you feel so responsible for every pet that comes in here?
Russell: Eh, I guess I want to make sure everyone has a great experience at Littlest Pet Shop. Unlike some pets!
Vinnie: Hey! Sunil and I take offense at that!
Sunil: Absolutely! It was a crass verbal affront to our mutual integrity!
Vinnie: Uh... what he said. And furthermore, we can so show a pet a better time than you, unfun Russell!
Russell: Very well, then. I challenge you to do just that with the very next pet who comes through that door.
Sunil: Oh, yeah? Well then, you are on, Mr. unfun Russell! [To Vinnie] If we accomplish this, we will be rewarded day camp bragging rights over Russell.
Vinnie: Major victory! And anyway, heh, how hard can it be?
Blythe: Hey, everybody, we've got a visitor! Meet Mr. Otto Von Fuzzlebutt.
Otto Von Fuzzlebutt: [Laughs] All right! [Laughing wildly] How's everybody doin'?
Vinnie: Uh, welcome to the day camp, Von Fuzzybottom.
Otto: That's Von Fuzzlebutt; but please, no formalities! You can call me Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt!
Blythe: Well, I've got to get back. We're super busy today.
Otto: What's a day camper gotta do to get some water and snacks around here?!
Vinnie: Good question.
Sunil: I have no idea.
Russell: Ahem!
Vinnie: I mean - at your service, Von Fuzzle- uh, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! Heh!
- Vinnie: Aww! We got this good time stuff in the bag!
Otto: [Eating] Ahhh. [Burps] [Laughs]
Russell: Looks like you both lucked out getting such an energetic visitor.
Vinnie: Hey, don't worry about us. We can handle him just fine.
Russell: Well, let me know when Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt gets bored. I'm sure it'll happen soon.
Otto: All right! [Laughing and playing] Fun! Fun!
Sunil: All right, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt - what fun, entertaining thing would you like to do now?
Otto: Well, to tell you the truth, I'd... I'd really like to... What I'd like to do is... Oh-ho! What I'd like to do is... To be honest with you, I'd really like to- [Snoring] [Thud]
Vinnie: Whaaaaat just happened to Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt?
Sunil: Oh my goodness gosh! Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! Get up! Get up! Oh, this horrible, Vinnie - we broke Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt!
Otto: [Snoring]
Vinnie: Great, we must've bored him to sleep!
Sunil: We are abject failures as day camp hosts! [Sobbing] Russell was right!
Vinnie: Look, Sunil - nobody can know about this, expecially Russell!
Sunil: But what ever shall we do?
Vinnie: Everything we can to keep this catastatroke a secret 'till we can fix it!
Sunil: Well, we best do it fast as Penny Ling is approaching!
Vinnie: Ohhh!
[Zip!]
Penny Ling: Whoaah! Excuse me, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt? But I couldn't help but see how thoughtful you were looking at me! Heh! Gosh, I'd really like to get to know you! My, you're the strong, silent type!
Sunil: Ehhh. Pardon me, Penny Ling, but we promised to take Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt on... an... exercise... run!
Penny Ling: Aww, that Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt is the most charming pet I've ever met! Oh, and those eyes! Ohhhh!
- Sunil & Vinnie: [Panting] Woo!
Russell: I must admit, I never thought those two could keep up with that frisky raccoon.
Penny Ling: Oh! I just love how he stares so dreamily at me!
Minka: Well, I'd like Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt and his magnificent tail to sit for a portrait as soon as he's done. How 'bout it, guys?
Vinnie: He'd love to!
- Vinnie: There you go, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt.
Sunil: Indeed, that is perfect. Now you must remain absolutely still for Minka, hm? Oh! Whoops! What a kidder!
Vinnie: Ah, funny joke, man! Think you can do it?
Sunil: He's got it nailed, Vinnie.
[Splat!]
Minka: Aaaaand... finished!
Russell: A winning job as usual, Minka.
Minka: Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt made it easy, he never moved a muscle!
Vinnie: Well, gotta run! Bye!
Russell: I don't know how you got him to sit so still; he's a bundle of energy.
- Sunil: I suggest we keep him right here out of sight for the rest of the day.
Vinnie: Yeah, why not? Hey, we've proven ourselves as ace day camp hosts to Russell. According to him, ol' Chucklebutt here looks like he's having a great time!
Russell: Hey, fellas!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Screaming]
Russell: Blythe's going to take us to the park! You too, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Sigh]
Blythe: Come on!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Screaming]
Blythe: It'll be fun!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Shudder]
- Fisher: [To Monban] While still functioning as security robot, you're now also in full marketing analyst mode, are you not?
Monban: Affirmative. Monban awaits marketing input.
Fisher: Alright. Largest Ever Pet Shop is losing business; at the same time, Littlest Pet Shop is gaining business. What is the one element Littlest has that Largest lacks?
Monban: Calculating. [Whirring]
Biskits: Ugh.
Fisher: Oh, this may strike you girls as silly, but I built my business empire on solid marketing analysis results, and they're never wrong. I expect at the very least to gain from Monban a concise, new business plan!
Monban: Calculation complete.
Fisher: Excellent! Tell us the reason that Largest Ever Pet Shop is losing business to Littlest Pet Shop, Monban!
Monban: Love.
Fisher: Love?!
Whittany: Like, what does love have to do with the market, or whatever?
Fisher: I have no idea. But you two are going to crack the code and figure out what it means!
Biskits: We... are?
Fisher: You both will go to LPS disguised as ordinary customers on a little fact-finding mission.
Whittany: Us?!
Brittany: Ordinary?!
Fisher: It'll be just like a masquerade party. Except there's no masquerade. And no party.
Biskits: Huh?/What?
- Blythe: So, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt, how did you get such a big tail?
Vinnie: Wow, you wouldn't believe that story! Woo! He told us all about... it! Didn't he, Sunil?
Sunil: Oh, yes! Yes, absolutely! He said he was... born with it?
Blythe: Oh. Good to know. Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt sure has been quiet the whole way here.
Vinnie: Yeah. He's not much for small talk.
Blythe: Of course he probably couldn't get a word in edgewise with his two new BFFs answering for him all the time. Well, go have fun, everyone!
Pepper: Whoo-hoo, party! Let's go! Come on, guys!
Pets: [Chatter]
Russell: Hey, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt, go long!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Panting]
Zoe, Pepper, Penny Ling, & Minka: Go, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt, go!
- [Vinnie]
Hey, yeah!
- [Sunil]
Aw-aw!
- Got the fear inside your veins,
Sweat dripping down your head
- [Vinnie]
Feeling like you might give up,
But you push on through instead
- [Sunil and Vinnie]
Learning how to survive,
Hanging by a thread
- [Vinnie]
No time for sittin' still,
Got the man watchin' us
- [Sunil]
A wrong move and all is lost
And it's making me quite nervous!
- [Sunil and Vinnie]
We've got to make it
And we don't have time to fuss!
- Don't get too close to the fire,
Livin' on the razor's edge,
Takin' on life by the seat of your pants
While we're hangin' by a thread!
- [Vinnie]
Any minute, we could lose
And the jig is almost up!
- [Sunil]
Would you give us a break here, please,
Yeah, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt?
- [Vinnie]
Searchin' for the answers
To all life's mysteries
- [Sunil]
I thought we were just trying not to get caught
With Mr. Von Fuzzy B.
- [Sunil and Vinnie]
Living life like the eagle
As we learn how to fly
- Maybe Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt
Is just a shy kind of guy!
- Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide!
- Don't get too close to the fire,
Livin' on the razor's edge,
Takin' on life by the seat of your pants
While we're hangin' by a thread!
- Don't get too close to the fire,
Tryin' not to bump your head,
Takin' on life by the seat of your pants
While we're hangin' by a thread!
Hangin' by a thread!
Hangin' by a thread!
- Whittany: Like, check the parade of losers.
Brittany: Should we just, like, go in?
Whittany: Let's wait to blend in with the next group, or whatever.
[Crowd chattering]
Whittany: Look - crude, simple pet toys.
Brittany: Ugh, who would, like, buy this?
Whittany: Well, there's no accounting for, like, taste!
[Zip!]
Brittany: Ew! It's you-know-who!
Whittany: I keep forgetting she, like, works here.
Brittany: Ew, work.
Mrs. Twombly: Heeeeeelp! [Inhales, exhales]
Blythe: Be right back, Mrs. Twombly. Come on, pets, back to the day camp.
Sunil: [Straining]
Vinnie: Owwww, my legs!
Sunil: Owwww, my legs more!
Vinnie: Whoooo! I don't care what they say - raccoon puppetry is harder than it looks!
Sunil: I concur, my undersized buddy. Let's give Mr. Von Weighs-more-than-he-looks a rest. [Sighs] I would like to just make it through this day; my legs feel like they're about to fall off.
Vinnie: Well, do you suppose that mine make me feel like dancing? 'Cause they don't!
Sunil: Listen, as far as I'm concerned... Hey, what did you do with Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt?
Vinnie: Me? I thought you had him!
Sunil: Oh, fabulous! First we broke him and now we've lost him!
Vinnie: Oh, look! There he goes!
Sunil: Aah! Russell will never let us live this down!
Vinnie: Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! Come back!
[Screech]
Vinnie: Oh, he loves it when we chase him! You know, someday we're both just gonna laugh about this!
Sunil: Perhaps! But right now, it's not the least bit amusing!
[Quack]
Vinnie: Look!
Sunil: Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt!
Vinnie: He's on the bus!
Vinnie & Sunil: Cooooome baaaaaack!
- Vinnie: Stop that raccoon!
[People yelping]
Vinnie: Aha!
Man: Hey! What's the big idea?
[Thud]
[People screaming]
Vinnie: Hey, you should thank us! This deadbeat never bought a ticket!
- Whittany: Ugh, why do these people, like, shop here?
Brittany: I so do not care, I'm just really bored! And thirsty!
Whittany: Well, there's a water cooler.
Brittany: [Sips] Whoa, this is excellent water!
Whittany: [Sips] Yeah! It's so cold and, like, wet!
Brittany: Look - the water is, like, starting a career of its own!
Blythe: Aww, your kitty looks thirsty!
[Zip!]
Blythe: Here you go, have some fresh water!
Biskits: Water? Water!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Panting]
Vinnie: Hey, Sunil, maybe we should stash Fuzzlebutt in the tubes until all this blows over.
Sunil: Good idea, my green, scaly friend.
Vinnie & Sunil: [Straining]
Minka: Oh, look - the boys are playing in the tube!
Zoe: Let's go join them!
Zoe, Penny Ling, & Minka: [Chattering]
Vinnie: Oh, great! Here comes the girls!
Sunil: Pull on! Pull, pull, pull!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Straining]
Penny Ling: Ooh, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! [Laughs] Your eyes are so hypnotic!
Zoe: Come on, Penny Ling, don't keep him all to yourself!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Straining]
Vinnie: Come on, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! Don't let yourself get stuck in a corner!
Sunil: Push him, Penny Ling!
Vinnie, Sunil, & Penny Ling: [Straining]
Penny Ling: Hiyaaaaaaaaaaah!
[Pop!]
Vinnie & Sunil: Whoaaaah!
[Thud]
Russell: Boy, I have to admit, those two really are showing Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt a good time!
- Fisher: So? What did you make of this love idea over at Littlest Pet Shop?
Brittany: We didn't see any love whatsoever.
Whittany: We don't get why people shop there?
Brittany: Ugh, we were so bored and, like, thirsty.
Whittany: But then we, like, drank the most excellent water!
Brittany: Yeah! And then we saw Blythe give water to, like, a tiny cat. Then there was this whole herd of losers lined up to get a drink of-
Fisher: Let me guess - water.
Biskits: Totally.
Fisher: Well, Monban, what is your marketing analysis?
Monban: The common denominator of this raw data is... water.
Fisher: Hmm... Water, huh? Well, I can give them water!
- Fisher: Behold – The Largest Ever Pet Shop Water Park Extravaganza!
Biskits: Good for you, daddy.
Fisher: I knew buying that water park ride years ago would come in handy one day!
- Vinnie: [Sigh] Lyin' down never felt so good!
Sunil: If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Blythe: Oh, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt, your owner will be here in five minutes to take you home!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Screaming]
- Fisher: Okay, girls! Cut the ribbon! I declare the LEPSWPE officially open!
[Vulture screech]
Man: Uh, excuse me, but where are the reconstituted catfish treats?
Fisher: Aisle 212. But you'll get there quicker when you ride...
Man: Ohh!
Fisher: The brand new LEPSWPE log flume! It's the high, wet way to travel!
Man: I hate heights and water! [Screaming]
Whittany: Is that, like, all it, like, does?
Fisher: Hmm, I must admit I expected more. Maybe it needs more water. Drew never had time to verbally bring me up to speed on how to operate this thing. How hard can it be? [Grunt]
[Beeping]
[Shaking]
[Water bursting]
Whittany: What's that icky sound?
Brittany: It, like, ruined daddy's mood!
[Water rushing]
- Vinnie: Oh, come on, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! Get up!
Sunil: Your owner is going to be here any minute! [To Vinnie] They're going to find out that we broke Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! What are we going to do? What are we going to do?!
Vinnie: I don't know! Step aside! A face full of water should get him up!
Sunil: No! You'll make his eyes run!
[Splash]
Sunil: [Spits] Thanks. I needed that.
Otto: [Yawning] Boy, those little power naps do a body good!
Vinnie: Little?
Sunil: Power nap?
Otto: Actually, it's called mini hibernation. It's essential for raccoons this time of year. I've been falling asleep [Yawn] all over the place lately!
Russell: So, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt, did you have a good time at Littlest Pet Shop.
Otto: Nope!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Panicked sounds]
Otto: I had a great time! Though I'm not really sure what I did.
Vinnie & Sunil: Eh.
- Russell: Well, congratulations, you two. I didn't think that you could be responsible for showing one of our pet guests such a good time. I guess I owe you both an apology.
Sunil: Eh, no. No apology necessary.
Vinnie: Yeah, and we really mean that.
Blythe: Wow, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt must've really enjoyed himself here; he looks really relaxed. Huh?
[Water rushing]
Biskits: [Screaming]
Fisher: I shall rebuiiiiiiiild!
Man: You know, I really should've come here in the first place.
- [End credits]