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Mrs. Twombly: Oh. Blythe! You are needed up front, stat!
Blythe: Came as soon as I could, Mrs. Twombly.
Mrs. Twombly: Whoo! Amazing what some fantastic publicity will do for a place! [Laugh] Oh, thank you. Oh, Blythe, will you check in our day guest?
Blythe: Of course. Welcome to Littlest Pet Shop!
Man: Wow! If it's this busy here in this little pet shop, I'll bet it's even busier at that big pet shop!
[Vulture screech]
Fisher: Dah, this makes no sense! For some reason, Largest Ever Pet Shop sales have taken a steep nosedive in recent weeks, while Littlest Pet Shop sales have risen! I best divert myself lest I get testy!
Mrs. Twombly: [On TV] Come to Littlest Pet Shop for all your petcare needs! We're the best!
Fisher: Agh! What a wretched coincidence!
Whittany: Daddy, we need to, like, use the paper shredder.
Monban: Paper shredder mode activated.
Fisher: And what will we be shredding?
Biskits: Tres Blase Magazine.
Fisher: What the huh? Littlest Pet Shop - little shop, big success? Is it possible that all this publicity has actually resulted in Littlest Pet Shop taking sales away from Largest Ever?
Biskits: We don't know.
Fisher: With you girls as my witnesses, I will get to the bottom of this!
Biskits: Good for you, daddy.
Whittany: Meanwhile, this will get to the bottom of, like, the garbage!
Biskits: [Laughing]
[theme song]
Sunil & Vinnie: [Laughing and playing]
Zoe: Rough night, sailor?
Russell: [Groan] Yesterday's camper wore me out. He was a sloth in name only.
Zoe: Russell, why do you feel so responsible for every pet that comes in here?
Russell: Eh, I guess I want to make sure everyone has a great experience at Littlest Pet Shop. Unlike some pets!
Vinnie: Hey! Sunil and I take offense at that!
Sunil: Absolutely! It was a crass verbal affront to our mutual integrity!
Vinnie: Uh... what he said. And furthermore, we can so show a pet a better time than you, unfun Russell!
Russell: Very well, then. I challenge you to do just that with the very next pet who comes through that door.
Sunil: Oh, yeah? Well then, you are on, Mr. unfun Russell! [To Vinnie] If we accomplish this, we will be rewarded day camp bragging rights over Russell.
Vinnie: Major victory! And anyway, heh, how hard can it be?
Blythe: Hey, everybody, we've got a visitor! Meet Mr. Otto Von Fuzzlebutt.
Otto Von Fuzzlebutt: [Laughs] All right! [Laughing wildly] How's everybody doin'?
Vinnie: Uh, welcome to the day camp, Von Fuzzybottom.
Otto: That's Von Fuzzlebutt; but please, no formalities! You can call me Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt!
Blythe: Well, I've got to get back. We're super busy today.
Otto: What's a day camper gotta do to get some water and snacks around here?!
Vinnie: Good question.
Sunil: I have no idea.
Russell: Ahem!
Vinnie: I mean - at your service, Von Fuzzle- uh, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! Heh!
Vinnie: Aww! We got this good time stuff in the bag!
Otto: [Eating] Ahhh. [Burps] [Laughs]
Russell: Looks like you both lucked out getting such an energetic visitor.
Vinnie: Hey, don't worry about us. We can handle him just fine.
Russell: Well, let me know when Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt gets bored. I'm sure it'll happen soon.
Otto: All right! [Laughing and playing] Fun! Fun! 
Sunil: All right, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt - what fun, entertaining thing would you like to do now?
Otto: Well, to tell you the truth, I'd... I'd really like to... What I'd like to do is... Oh-ho! What I'd like to do is... To be honest with you, I'd really like to- [Snoring] [Thud]
Vinnie: Whaaaaat just happened to Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt?
Sunil: Oh my goodness gosh! Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! Get up! Get up! Oh, this horrible, Vinnie - we broke Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt!
Otto: [Snoring]
Vinnie: Great, we must've bored him to sleep!
Sunil: We are abject failures as day camp hosts! [Sobbing] Russell was right!
Vinnie: Look, Sunil - nobody can know about this, expecially Russell! 
Sunil: But what ever shall we do?
Vinnie: Everything we can to keep this catastatroke a secret 'till we can fix it!
Sunil: Well, we best do it fast as Penny Ling is approaching!
Vinnie: Ohhh!
[Zip!]
Penny Ling: Whoaah! Excuse me, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt? But I couldn't help but see how thoughtful you were looking at me! Heh! Gosh, I'd really like to get to know you! My, you're the strong, silent type!
Sunil: Ehhh. Pardon me, Penny Ling, but we promised to take Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt on... an... exercise... run!
Penny Ling: Aww, that Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt is the most charming pet I've ever met! Oh, and those eyes! Ohhhh!
Sunil & Vinnie: [Panting] Woo! 
Russell: I must admit, I never thought those two could keep up with that frisky raccoon.
Penny Ling: Oh! I just love how he stares so dreamily at me!
Minka: Well, I'd like Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt and his magnificent tail to sit for a portrait as soon as he's done. How 'bout it, guys?
Vinnie: He'd love to! 
Vinnie: There you go, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt.
Sunil: Indeed, that is perfect. Now you must remain absolutely still for Minka, hm? Oh! Whoops! What a kidder!
Vinnie: Ah, funny joke, man! Think you can do it?
Sunil: He's got it nailed, Vinnie.
[Splat!]
Minka: Aaaaand... finished!
Russell: A winning job as usual, Minka.
Minka: Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt made it easy, he never moved a muscle!
Vinnie: Well, gotta run! Bye!
Russell: I don't know how you got him to sit so still; he's a bundle of energy.
Sunil: I suggest we keep him right here out of sight for the rest of the day.
Vinnie: Yeah, why not? Hey, we've proven ourselves as ace day camp hosts to Russell. According to him, ol' Chucklebutt here looks like he's having a great time!
Russell: Hey, fellas!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Screaming]
Russell: Blythe's going to take us to the park! You too, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Sigh] 
Blythe: Come on!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Screaming]
Blythe: It'll be fun!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Shudder]
Fisher: [To Monban] While still functioning as security robot, you're now also in full marketing analyst mode, are you not?
Monban: Affirmative. Monban awaits marketing input.
Fisher: Alright. Largest Ever Pet Shop is losing business; at the same time, Littlest Pet Shop is gaining business. What is the one element Littlest has that Largest lacks?
Monban: Calculating. [Whirring] 
Biskits: Ugh.
Fisher: Oh, this may strike you girls as silly, but I built my business empire on solid marketing analysis results, and they're never wrong. I expect at the very least to gain from Monban a concise, new business plan!
Monban: Calculation complete.
Fisher: Excellent! Tell us the reason that Largest Ever Pet Shop is losing business to Littlest Pet Shop, Monban!
Monban: Love.
Fisher: Love?!
Whittany: Like, what does love have to do with the market, or whatever?
Fisher: I have no idea. But you two are going to crack the code and figure out what it means!
Biskits: We... are?
Fisher: You both will go to LPS disguised as ordinary customers on a little fact-finding mission.
Whittany: Us?!
Brittany: Ordinary?!
Fisher: It'll be just like a masquerade party. Except there's no masquerade. And no party.
Biskits: Huh?/What?
Blythe: So, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt, how did you get such a big tail?
Vinnie: Wow, you wouldn't believe that story! Woo! He told us all about... it! Didn't he, Sunil?
Sunil: Oh, yes! Yes, absolutely! He said he was... born with it?
Blythe: Oh. Good to know. Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt sure has been quiet the whole way here.
Vinnie: Yeah. He's not much for small talk.
Blythe: Of course he probably couldn't get a word in edgewise with his two new BFFs answering for him all the time. Well, go have fun, everyone!
Pepper: Whoo-hoo, party! Let's go! Come on, guys!
Pets: [Chatter]
Russell: Hey, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt, go long!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Panting]
Zoe, Pepper, Penny Ling, & Minka: Go, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt, go!
[Vinnie]
Hey, yeah!
[Sunil]
Aw-aw!
Got the fear inside your veins,
Sweat dripping down your head
[Vinnie]
Feeling like you might give up,
But you push on through instead
[Sunil and Vinnie]
Learning how to survive,
Hanging by a thread
[Vinnie]
No time for sittin' still,
Got the man watchin' us
[Sunil]
A wrong move and all is lost
And it's making me quite nervous!
[Sunil and Vinnie]
We've got to make it
And we don't have time to fuss!
Don't get too close to the fire,
Livin' on the razor's edge,
Takin' on life by the seat of your pants
While we're hangin' by a thread!
[Vinnie]
Any minute, we could lose
And the jig is almost up!
[Sunil]
Would you give us a break here, please,
Yeah, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt?
[Vinnie]
Searchin' for the answers
To all life's mysteries
[Sunil]
I thought we were just trying not to get caught
With Mr. Von Fuzzy B.
[Sunil and Vinnie]
Living life like the eagle
As we learn how to fly
Maybe Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt
Is just a shy kind of guy!
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide!
Don't get too close to the fire,
Livin' on the razor's edge,
Takin' on life by the seat of your pants
While we're hangin' by a thread!
Don't get too close to the fire,
Tryin' not to bump your head,
Takin' on life by the seat of your pants
While we're hangin' by a thread!
Hangin' by a thread!
Hangin' by a thread!
Whittany: Like, check the parade of losers.
Brittany: Should we just, like, go in?
Whittany: Let's wait to blend in with the next group, or whatever.
[Crowd chattering]
Whittany: Look - crude, simple pet toys.
Brittany: Ugh, who would, like, buy this? 
Whittany: Well, there's no accounting for, like, taste!
[Zip!]
Brittany: Ew! It's you-know-who!
Whittany: I keep forgetting she, like, works here.
Brittany: Ew, work.
Mrs. Twombly: Heeeeeelp! [Inhales, exhales]
Blythe: Be right back, Mrs. Twombly. Come on, pets, back to the day camp.
Sunil: [Straining]
Vinnie: Owwww, my legs!
Sunil: Owwww, my legs more!
Vinnie: Whoooo! I don't care what they say - raccoon puppetry is harder than it looks!
Sunil: I concur, my undersized buddy. Let's give Mr. Von Weighs-more-than-he-looks a rest. [Sighs] I would like to just make it through this day; my legs feel like they're about to fall off.
Vinnie: Well, do you suppose that mine make me feel like dancing? 'Cause they don't!
Sunil: Listen, as far as I'm concerned... Hey, what did you do with Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt?
Vinnie: Me? I thought you had him!
Sunil: Oh, fabulous! First we broke him and now we've lost him!
Vinnie: Oh, look! There he goes!
Sunil: Aah! Russell will never let us live this down!
Vinnie: Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! Come back!
[Screech]
Vinnie: Oh, he loves it when we chase him! You know, someday we're both just gonna laugh about this!
Sunil: Perhaps! But right now, it's not the least bit amusing!
[Quack]
Vinnie: Look!
Sunil: Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt!
Vinnie: He's on the bus!
Vinnie & Sunil: Cooooome baaaaaack!
Vinnie: Stop that raccoon!
[People yelping]
Vinnie: Aha!
Man: Hey! What's the big idea?
[Thud]
[People screaming]
Vinnie: Hey, you should thank us! This deadbeat never bought a ticket!
Whittany: Ugh, why do these people, like, shop here?
Brittany: I so do not care, I'm just really bored! And thirsty!
Whittany: Well, there's a water cooler.
Brittany: [Sips] Whoa, this is excellent water!
Whittany: [Sips] Yeah! It's so cold and, like, wet!
Brittany: Look - the water is, like, starting a career of its own!
Blythe: Aww, your kitty looks thirsty!
[Zip!]
Blythe: Here you go, have some fresh water!
Biskits: Water? Water!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Panting]
Vinnie: Hey, Sunil, maybe we should stash Fuzzlebutt in the tubes until all this blows over.
Sunil: Good idea, my green, scaly friend.
Vinnie & Sunil: [Straining]
Minka: Oh, look - the boys are playing in the tube!
Zoe: Let's go join them!
Zoe, Penny Ling, & Minka: [Chattering]
Vinnie: Oh, great! Here comes the girls!
Sunil: Pull on! Pull, pull, pull!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Straining]
Penny Ling: Ooh, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! [Laughs] Your eyes are so hypnotic!
Zoe: Come on, Penny Ling, don't keep him all to yourself!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Straining]
Vinnie: Come on, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! Don't let yourself get stuck in a corner!
Sunil: Push him, Penny Ling!
Vinnie, Sunil, & Penny Ling: [Straining]
Penny Ling: Hiyaaaaaaaaaaah!
[Pop!]
Vinnie & Sunil: Whoaaaah!
[Thud]
Russell: Boy, I have to admit, those two really are showing Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt a good time!
Fisher: So? What did you make of this love idea over at Littlest Pet Shop?
Brittany: We didn't see any love whatsoever.
Whittany: We don't get why people shop there?
Brittany: Ugh, we were so bored and, like, thirsty.
Whittany: But then we, like, drank the most excellent water!
Brittany: Yeah! And then we saw Blythe give water to, like, a tiny cat. Then there was this whole herd of losers lined up to get a drink of-
Fisher: Let me guess - water.
Biskits: Totally.
Fisher: Well, Monban, what is your marketing analysis?
Monban: The common denominator of this raw data is... water.
Fisher: Hmm... Water, huh? Well, I can give them water!
Fisher: Behold – The Largest Ever Pet Shop Water Park Extravaganza!
Biskits: Good for you, daddy.
Fisher: I knew buying that water park ride years ago would come in handy one day!
Vinnie: [Sigh] Lyin' down never felt so good!
Sunil: If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Blythe: Oh, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt, your owner will be here in five minutes to take you home!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Screaming]
Fisher: Okay, girls! Cut the ribbon! I declare the LEPSWPE officially open!
[Vulture screech]
Man: Uh, excuse me, but where are the reconstituted catfish treats?
Fisher: Aisle 212. But you'll get there quicker when you ride...
Man: Ohh!
Fisher: The brand new LEPSWPE log flume! It's the high, wet way to travel!
Man: I hate heights and water! [Screaming]
Whittany: Is that, like, all it, like, does?
Fisher: Hmm, I must admit I expected more. Maybe it needs more water. Drew never had time to verbally bring me up to speed on how to operate this thing. How hard can it be? [Grunt]
[Beeping]
[Shaking]
[Water bursting]
Whittany: What's that icky sound?
Brittany: It, like, ruined daddy's mood! 
[Water rushing]
Vinnie: Oh, come on, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! Get up!
Sunil: Your owner is going to be here any minute! [To Vinnie] They're going to find out that we broke Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt! What are we going to do? What are we going to do?!
Vinnie: I don't know! Step aside! A face full of water should get him up!
Sunil: No! You'll make his eyes run!
[Splash]
Sunil: [Spits] Thanks. I needed that.
Otto: [Yawning] Boy, those little power naps do a body good!
Vinnie: Little?
Sunil: Power nap?
Otto: Actually, it's called mini hibernation. It's essential for raccoons this time of year. I've been falling asleep [Yawn] all over the place lately!
Russell: So, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt, did you have a good time at Littlest Pet Shop.
Otto: Nope!
Vinnie & Sunil: [Panicked sounds]
Otto: I had a great time! Though I'm not really sure what I did.
Vinnie & Sunil: Eh.
Russell: Well, congratulations, you two. I didn't think that you could be responsible for showing one of our pet guests such a good time. I guess I owe you both an apology.
Sunil: Eh, no. No apology necessary.
Vinnie: Yeah, and we really mean that.
Blythe: Wow, Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt must've really enjoyed himself here; he looks really relaxed. Huh?
[Water rushing]
Biskits: [Screaming]
Fisher: I shall rebuiiiiiiiild!
Man: You know, I really should've come here in the first place.
[End credits]